Polish joke
Esta genial:
A Polish man moved to the USA and married and American girl.
His English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of Concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and
good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
Drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish
Remover"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married and American girl.
His English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of Concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and
good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
Drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish
Remover"
posted by Angawen at 9:01 p.m.
6 Comments:
polish remover!!!! muy bueno, jajajajajajajja, ya se lo contaste a tu ma????
saludines
Jajajajajaja
Oyeeeeeeeee estaba viendo tu profile..creeras que no lo habia visto?? Ya te aventaste la pentalogia de los hijos de la Tierra de Scott Card?? Buenisima no???? A ver cuando intercambiamos recomendaciones :)!!
Un abrazo!
Uops, nop, la serie de los hijos de la tierra que yo leí es de Jean M. Auel y es una novela de los neandertales y cromagnones muuuy buena. Has escuchado del "Clan del oso cavernario"? pos es esa mera :oP
Pues echate la recomendacion... si he visto esa mera....la tienen en Borders, he estado tentada en comprarla....tons q, la compro? :)
Primero compra el 1er libro, el del Clan del Oso Cavernario y a ver que te parece. A mi me gustó mucho por como presenta de una forma tan novelada la forma de vida de esa época, las relaciones interpersonales entre los del clan y con los de tu casi misma especie. Es de mucha aventura asi que si te gustan esos temas creeme que te encantará.
jajajajaj muy buen chiste jajajaja :) me hizo reír mucho :D
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